The Game Preserve
Welcome to Cheapassic Park.
James Ernest founded Cheapass Games in 1996. Over the next two decades, Cheapass published more than a hundred original board and card games, winning several industry awards despite their bare-bones presentation.
In 2019, James left the publishing racket behind, and licensed the Cheapass catalog to Greater Than Games. But now some of that catalog has returned home, as Greater Than Games are happy to let Crab Fragment maintain it.
Nature selected these games for extinction. But with patience, grit, and a little bit of crab DNA, we are keeping them alive.
The classic racing game of prehistoric violence, now with better everything: Bitin’ Off Hedz
The Cheapass Legacy
Cheapass Games was founded on the simple premise that you shouldn’t have to re-buy the same spare parts for every game, like dice and pawns and play money. Their products were cheaply produced, exquisitely component-free, and priced to sell by the dozen. But despite these shortcomoings, Cheapass Games earned their share of awards and accolades.
As the president and lead designer for Cheapass Games, James Ernest created one of the most impressive design catalogs in gaming history. From incredibly simple abstract games like Button Men and Pennywise, to hilarious board and card games like Lord of the Fries and Kill Doctor Lucky, to complex strategy games like Diceland and Tak, James pushed the envelope in every way that he could.
Now a large number of those games are available right here, as free PDFs. If you’d like to support Crab Fragment Lab, you can also buy these free PDFs from the Shop.
The future for Cheapass Games remains a mystery, as this ancient brand continues its search for meaning. Meanwhile, check out our catalog, below, and see what mysteries lie within.
The Cheapass Catalog
Below is a list of every Cheapass Game currently in the Game Preserve. It’s not actually a complete list of everything they made, because many of those games haven’t made it to the park.
All of these games are available as PDF download, print-and-play. You may purchase the PDFs from the shop pages, or you can download the exact same files for free. It’s your choice, so please support us if you can, and please enjoy the games either way.
The Cheapass PDFs are thriving in this magical imaginary adventure park thanks to the generosity of Greater Than Games, who still carry a small selection of games with the Cheapass brand. Please visit them and help lighten their inventory load.
Card Games
Agora (2002): Build a sprawling marketplace in this uniquely grid-free tile game.
Before I Kill You, Mister Spy (1996): You’re a super-villain, trapping spies and taunting them for bonus points.
The Big Cheese (1998): Rats who are corporate vice presidents bid on projects with their employees’ time.
Bleeding Sherwood (1996): Sell garbage to newly-rich poor people in this very historical bidding game.
BRAWL (1999): A real-time card game that plays in less than a minute. Now with 12 decks including Juniors and Seniors.
Cube Farm (2002): An abstract tile game about office planning, from the Hip Pocket Games series.
Fight City (1999): It’s a city, and they fight. A constructible card game with the bare minimum of cards.
FALLING (1998): Everyone is falling, and the goal is to hit the gound last, in the original real-time card game.
Give Me the Brain (1996): Zombies must do their jobs at a fast food restaurant with only one brain to pass around.
Light Speed (2003): Real-time space-fight card game by James Ernest and Tom Jolly.
Lord of the Fries (1998): Zombies must make fast food combos with hands of random ingredients.
Nexus (2001): Abstract tile game about nexuses and nodes, doing the connecting thing.
Pairs (2014): A “New Classic Pub Game” with more than 30 variant games.
Renfield (1999): Gravediggers try not to eat too many bugs in this unique gambling trick-taking game.
Secret Tijuana Deathmatch (2005): A quirky card game about Mexican wrestling promoters.
TimeLine (2003): A strategy tile game about changing the time stream and making a profit.
Unexploded Cow (2001): Mad cows in England meet unexploded bombs in France in this original Cheapass edition
The Very Clever Pipe Game (1996): It’s a puzzle card game with great strategy, and yes, it’s very clever.
Board Games
Ben Hvrt (1996): Recruit drivers, build chariots, and compete in a series of cartoonish chariot races.
Bitin’ Off Hedz (1997): Prehistory is hot and dull, so you’re racing your dinosaur friends into the volcano.
Captain Park’s Imaginary Polar Expedition (2002): A board game about would-be adventurers who never leave London
Devil Bunny Games (1998, 2001): He needs a ham, he hates the Earth. Devil Bunny is complicated.
The Doctor Lucky Ambivalence Pack (2005): Four expansion boards for Kill- and Save Doctor Lucky
Enemy Chocolatier (2006): A sleek little Euro-game about chocolate, sugar, nuts, and love.
Escape from Elba (1999): You’re Napoleon, and so is everyone else, building weapons from letters to escape an asylum.
Freeloader (2002): The best things in life belong to other people. Borrow them with shameless abandon.
Get Out (1998): Get a job, get an apartment, get a life, and move out of your parents’ basement. Those were the days.
The Great Brain Robbery (2000): Zombies attack a speeding train full of brains. Or rather, “people.”
Huzzah! (1997): You’re a performer at a renaissance festival, where the director and the audience don’t agree on anything.
Jacob Marley, Esq. (2004): Become Jacob Marley’s friend for life, by lending his money to Dickensian London
Kill Doctor Lucky (1996): The one that started it all: Hunt a very old lucky old man in his sprawling country estate.
One False Step for Mankind (2003): Gold Rush politicians race to the Moon in this sprawling game of enterprise.
Parts Unknown (1999): Sell body parts to mad scientists in Frankenstein’s home town in this weird economic game.
Save Doctor Lucky (2000): The ship is sinking; go down in history as the one who gave the old man your life jacket!
Spree! (1997): A bunch of teenagers rob a shopping mall at midnight.
Tak: A Beautiful Game (2016): A classic style abstract game based on the works of Patrick Rothfuss
US Patent No. 1 (2001): Build a time machine, whenever you want, and then race to the day the patent office opens.
Witch Trial (2001): Unsavory lawyers persecute free thinkers and vegetarians at a previous dark time in history.
Anthologies
The Cheapass Games Poker Suite (2011): Fourteen original games with a standard poker deck.
Abandon Ship
Barcelona
Boneyard
Brain Baseball!
Caribbean Star
Following Suit
Hey, Bartender!
Spots
Lamarckian Poker
Last Man Standing
The Lost Pueblo of Doctor Green
Seven-Handed Poker
Penniless and Insane
Willow
Chief Herman’s Holiday Fun Pack (2000): A collection of 24 small games from Cheapass ads, catalogs and so forth.
Dice Games
Bogart
Crash
Flip
Dogfight
Pennywise
Road Trip
Card Games
Spots
El Paso
Hey, Bartender!
Following Suit
Last Man Standing
Brain Baseball!
Bluffing Games
Big Dumb Five
The Lost Pueblo of Doctor Green
Candy
Board Games
Galaxy
The Celebrated Jumping Frog Game
Stumpy the Cave Boy
Tishai
Paper Games
Strange Words
WoRDWeRX
Divide and Conquer
Group Games
The Con Game
Love and Marriage
Chief Herman’s Next Big Thing (2003): A collection of 20 more small games, some slightly meatier than in Pack 1.
Dice Games
Fight the Power
Ten-Die Poker
Break the Bank
Monster Builder
Card Games
Penniless and Insane
Seven-Handed Poker
Darwinian Poker (AKA Lamarckian Poker)
Caribbean Star
Short Bus to Paradise
Headless in Seattle
Shipwreck! (AKA Abandon Ship!)
Particle Stream
King of the Beach
Board Games
Castle Games: Putwoody’s, Nickie’s, and Herman’s Castle
Dungeon Crawl
Hotel Transylvania
Queensland
Graveyard Shift
Board Game Project #55
Land Grab (AKA Yours or Mine)
Pocket Billiards Variants
Magic Hate Ball
Wild Bill
One Ball (Hate Ball Solitaire)
Unplayable Games (humor)
Pontifuse, an Original Game by James Ernest
The Establishment of the Industrial Proletariat, by Chief Herman (Excerpt)
Believe it or not, that’s not the entire Cheapass catalog, only the games we have placed in the park. But it definitely represents the best of the list. If there’s a game you’d like to see added to this list, please let us know!
New Editions
With permission from Greater Than Games, Crab Fragment Labs is pleased to host updated editions of a small list of the Cheapass classics. Here is a list of those updated games and pages:
Bitin’ Off Hedz A fully updated full-color version of this mad cap dinosaur racing game
Pairs We have all the games and several art decks for this “New Classic Pub Game” from 2014
Tak: A Beautiful Game Our page includes basic game information and links to buy the GtG edition
Witch Trial A full-color adaptation of this Cheapass lawyerin’ game
Young Jacob Marley Lend money in Victorian England and become Jacob Marley’s best friend for life!
You’ll also find some older free games linked from the Ready Room: games like Pennywise and Queensland, games that require nothing but rules and parts you already have.
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